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Total Medals Earned: 401 (From 85 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,035 Points

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)

Klean run 10 Points

Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car

Krapped on 10 Points

Pass a level with less then 5% health left

Kataklism 25 Points

Kill everyone in any level using only missiles

Krash the Kage 25 Points

Escape to the big city

Kash Kow 50 Points

Earn over 100,000 dollars

Kill-a-K 50 Points

Kill one thousand people

Kan do 100 Points

Beat all levels above 80%

Kant Katch Up 100 Points

Get gold on all race levels

Kraked 100 Points

Beat the game

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 10/16 (285/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Medals Earned: 2/26 (20/500 points)

Variety Kill 10 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons

You can shoot them too 10 Points

Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them

Can't wait for it 5 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade

Execution 5 Points

Perform an execution

Abundance of ammunition 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Glock 18

Beligerantly understated 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Beretta

Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points

100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer

Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points

100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher

LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points

100 Kills with the Laser Cannon

Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun

Tag! You're dead! 10 Points

100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher

Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Glock 18's

Chicago memoir 25 Points

100 Kills with the Thompson

Collateral Damage 25 Points

100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun

Corrosive Personality 25 Points

100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher

Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points

150 Headshots in one match

Deciple of Woo 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Berettas

Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points

100 Kills with the magnum

Hasta La Vista 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns

Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points

100 Kills with the Lead Pipe

Misanthropist 25 Points

150 Kills in a match

Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points

100 Kills with the Tavor

Piercing Glare 25 Points

100 Kills with the Arrow Gun

Shotgun Sniper 25 Points

100 Kills with the M1187

Tried em all 25 Points

Get a kill with every weapon during a single match

Divine Powers 50 Points

100 Kills with Artifact 19

This is Madness 2010

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/375 points)

Hotdog? No thank you 5 Points

Politely decline

One hotdog please 5 Points

Politely accept

Shh... It's a secret 5 Points

Find the secret spot

So what's new in 2010? 5 Points

Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...

Defeat Clown 10 Points

Defeat Clown

Smith. Agent Smith. 10 Points

Kill 50 agents (in one session)

This is blasphemy! 10 Points

Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)

Back from the dead 25 Points

Kill 10 zombies (in one session)

Defeat Sheriff 25 Points

Defeat Sheriff

I thought their blood was green... 25 Points

Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)

Defeat Savior 50 Points

Defeat Savior

Hoarder 50 Points

Stockpile 500 points

Weapon Master 50 Points

Buy all weapons

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tiananmen Square

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Student Protestor 10 Points

Complete Wave 1.

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 7/20 (50/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)

And you've got butterfingers? 5 Points

Burn 2,000 calories

Bingo! Dino DNA! 5 Points

Burn 500 calories

More like a six-foot Turkey 5 Points

Burn 1,000 calories

When you gotta go, you gotta go 5 Points

Burn 5,000 calories

Didn't say the magic word! 10 Points

Burn 10,000 calories

He left us! 10 Points

Burn 15,000 Calories

That is one big pile of 10 Points

Burn 25,000 Calories

Hold on to your butts 25 Points

Burn 40,000 Calories

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points

Burn 50,000 calories

UNIX! I know this! 100 Points

Burn 75,000 calories

Tremerz

Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/335 points)

Valentine 10 Points

Guide Valentine to safety!

Earl 25 Points

Guide Earl to safety!

Heather 25 Points

Guide Heather to safety!

Melvin 25 Points

Guide Melvin to safety!

Mindy 25 Points

Guide Mindy to safety!

Bros B4 Hoes 50 Points

Round up the troops.

Burt 25 Points

Guide Burt to safety!

Ladies Man 50 Points

Only save the women.

Worm Master 100 Points

Rescue EVERYONE!

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Medals Earned: 7/18 (95/500 points)

Houdini 5 Points

Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Brundlekin 10 Points

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

Incest is best 10 Points

Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.

Radioactive Hamster 10 Points

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

Sick Parents 10 Points

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

Klaw Kommander 25 Points

Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!

Zapped 5 Points

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

Guy sage brush 25 Points

Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults

We deserve it 25 Points

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

You might be a redneck if... 25 Points

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.

Hellhound 50 Points

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.

Speed is the best candy 50 Points

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points

Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!