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Total Medals Earned: 401 (From 85 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,035 Points

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Simple Love

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

The End 10 Points

Finish the game.

Slender Survival

Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/330 points)

First Note 5 Points

Find your first note.

RUN! 5 Points

He saw you, run away!

Five Notes 10 Points

Find five notes!

Ten Notes 10 Points

Find 10 notes before slenderman gets you

Fifteen Notes 25 Points

Find 15 notes notes before you go insane!

Twenty Notes 25 Points

You have a lot of reading to do.

Thirty Notes 50 Points

This is more than I read a year.

Thirty-Five Notes 50 Points

I can't believe you're still doing this!

Twenty-Five Notes 50 Points

Oops you dropped a book...

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Solipskier

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/110 points)

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

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2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Stranger Danger Game

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

Fondled! 5 Points

Mr. Lester... First name Mo.

Oney 5 Points

Stranger Danger commercial!

Sweet Tooth 10 Points

Never take candy from strangers!

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

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GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/525 points)

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Talesworth Adventure Ep.1

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)

Noob Test 5 Points

Solve every easy (blue) room

A Novice No More 5 Points

Solve every medium (teal) room

True Adventurer 10 Points

Solve every challenging (red) room

Warrior Proper 10 Points

Solve every hard (purple) room

Glutton for Punishment 25 Points

Solve every bonus (green) room

Purveyor of Finery 25 Points

Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle

Hoard the Hoard 50 Points

Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard

Thinking Things Through 50 Points

Complete the game using 5 or less Resets

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/355 points)

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Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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Teschke's Medals

The End 10 Points

First Note 5 Points

RUN! 5 Points

Five Notes 10 Points

Ten Notes 10 Points

Fifteen Notes 25 Points

Twenty Notes 25 Points

Thirty Notes 50 Points

Thirty-Five Notes 50 Points

Twenty-Five Notes 50 Points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Nice Jump 5 Points

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Sick Air! 25 Points

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Secret Medal ????? Points

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2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Fondled! 5 Points

Oney 5 Points

Sweet Tooth 10 Points

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Secret Medal ????? Points

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

SUCKER 10 Points

BLOW ME 25 Points

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

AQUAMAN 50 Points

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Zeppelin 25 Points

AirbusA380 25 Points

BAEHawk 25 Points

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

CrocodileJet 25 Points

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Kayak 25 Points

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Orca 25 Points

Sailplane 25 Points

UFO 25 Points

Horse 50 Points

Passenger 50 Points

SkyDiver 50 Points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Noob Test 5 Points

A Novice No More 5 Points

True Adventurer 10 Points

Warrior Proper 10 Points

Glutton for Punishment 25 Points

Purveyor of Finery 25 Points

Hoard the Hoard 50 Points

Thinking Things Through 50 Points

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Auto Recall 50 Points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Garbage 5 Points

Normal 5 Points

Bronze 10 Points

Silver 25 Points

Gold 50 Points

Deity 100 Points

Secret Medal ????? Points

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