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Teschke's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 401 (From 85 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,035 Points

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Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/22/10
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Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Another Small Favor

Flower Power Unlocked 12/12/09
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Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 12/12/09
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Eliminate the Pig Hunter
A Small Stitch 25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Spider Slayer 25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor 100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/200 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/4/09
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Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/4/09
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Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/4/09
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Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/4/09
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Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 12/17/09
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Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 12/17/09
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Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 12/17/09
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Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Babies Dream...

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/7/10
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Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/7/10
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Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION Unlocked 2/7/10
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Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY Unlocked 2/7/10
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Finish the first level for each character.
JUST ANOTHER DAY Unlocked 2/7/10
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Finish Mell's story.
THE QUEST TO BECOME Unlocked 2/7/10
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Finish Naaij's story.
FULL POCKETS 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
RACE FOREVER 25 Points Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 6/13 (75/450 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 10/4/09
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Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest Unlocked 12/14/09
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Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 12/14/09
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Real cowboys spit a lot.
Ultimate Savior 25 Points Defend the weak.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy 50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 3/9 (75/500 points)

Ban That Fulp!

Over My Head Unlocked 11/14/10
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap Him Gently Unlocked 11/14/10
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Over 500! Unlocked 11/14/10
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Ban him at 500 + MPH
Wade Mode 5 Points Activated Wade mode

Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 10/24/09
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Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 12/26/09
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Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Tighty whitey power 10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck 25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/315 points)